Polyakova

A special type of woman with a knack for foriegn objects. She thinks the men of Greece are in love with her, due to her blue-eyed and blonde hair characteristics. The Polyakova speaks with a Russian accent and says that bottled water gives you Aids, chicken makes you horny, her mother is a butterfly etc. The Polyakova thinks coffee is the best breakfast and widens her eyes when she speaks. She has explicit dreams that she does not speak of much, loves the word 'womanizer', writes geeks instead of greeks, talks much about circumcision, had a Canadian concubine and says something about polygamy and Russia EVERYDAY! she pronounces 'snacks' as 'S-KNACK-IES' .This woman is definetly eccentric and one-of-a-kind! Once you meet her, you will love her, even with all her weirdness and flaws, the Polyakova is amazing!

student : oh! i have to hurry to my next class
Polyakova : you look like someone you should speak RUSSIAN!!! RUSSIAN! RUSSIAN!! LEARN RUSSIAN!! (in Russian accent)
student : uhmmm...okay

by Krystyna Marie Godiva August 6, 2009

polygamize

To create the illusion that a woman is part of a polygamist organization usually through clothing choice and hair styling.

"Did you see Judy's hair today?"
"Yeah, I think she likes to polygamize..."

by LovelyLaura May 14, 2008

Bird Polygamist

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.

Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.

by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022

Polybagging

(1) Wearing more than one condom during intercourse to protect against STDs that may be contracted from shady sexual partner(s). Would also apply if doubling up with other forms of protection from STDs.

(2) To go on the prowl with the specific intent of finding shady sexual partners.

"If you're gonna hook up with that skank, you better polybag that thing."

"Dude, I'm going polybagging tonight. Be my wing man?"

by writeousd February 26, 2010

polydancerous

Describing a person who loves to dance with many partners and to any style; a dancing version of polyamorous.

I'm all about monogamy, but on the dance floor I'm polydancerous.

by HeyDave1005 July 23, 2010

Polyguberous

1. The relationship between a fag hag (heterosexual woman who clienteles with homosexuals) and her numerous gusbands, also affectionately referred to as gubbies.

2. A force of nature so sharp of wit, cynicism, sarcasm, and calling shit what it is that the velocity of her displeasure with homophobic fucktards has caused Mormon missionaries to spontaneously combust immediately after the left side of their brains says to the right side "It's super dark in here, and we're about to die..."

Her: "One of my gusbands is away for the weekend."

Confused friend: "???"

Her: "I have two gubbies, I'm polyguberous."

by Mr. Faggot To You July 4, 2012

polygiknittous

The practice of knitting many projects at the same time.

I have four different pairs of socks on the needles right now as well as a sweater and a hat. Just so you know, I am polygiknittous.

by Kelly-TBCRI August 26, 2013