Pokemon

A TV show/video game/ trading card game that ranks among the worst of all three categories.

Pokemon sux.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Pokemon

1. stupid child game played by flipping cards and tazos.
2. to poke a man

Child: Lets play pokemon
Adult: Fuck off kid

by Fanaticfttee November 23, 2010

Pokemon

A game that teaches you about enslaving animals and putting them in a ball the size of your hand with no space and no sleep

Ash in a pokemon battle: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Pikachu: all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021

Pokemon

The original simulated cockfight. Revolves around capturing cute little animals for the purpose of pitting them against one another in vicious battles, the winner of which gets prize money.

KID: "Hey mom! I was playing Pokemon when I had my red rooster kill a cute yellow rat and after the battle I got prize money!"

MOM: "..."

by superdawge November 28, 2009

Pokemon

A Jamaican proctologist.

We'll got some pokemon 'mon!

Or

We'll get some Poke in there 'mon

by Neko312 September 23, 2010

Pokemon

1)A show on TV that consists of a guy with his little yellow pet thats always on top of him doing weird stuff to him. Children tend to watch and endore the sight of this stuff... parents supersion required, your son sometimes well cum out with his fishing rod sticking out and his hand on his pokeballs which r dangling below his waist

2) a game where kids get together and play with cheap paper cards. they also have there pokeballs hanging out... but now there fishing rod is in somthing else...

1*)MOM- hey jimmy, lunch is ready!
JIMMY- ok mom, let me finish watching pokemon... i am rubbing my fishing rod up and down and wacking my poke balls just like ash bang'em does!
2*)jimmy put that back in your pants. we ain't using your pokemon fishing rod today.

by ICHEWEDHERUP!! April 4, 2010

Pokemon

A person of asian decent.

"That damn pokemon ripped me off!"

by anderz May 23, 2008