Pokemon

A TV show/video game/ trading card game that ranks among the worst of all three categories.
Pokemon sux.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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1. stupid child game played by flipping cards and tazos.
2. to poke a man
Child: Lets play pokemon
Adult: Fuck off kid
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A game that teaches you about enslaving animals and putting them in a ball the size of your hand with no space and no sleep
Ash in a pokemon battle: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Pikachu: all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge
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We'll got some pokemon 'mon!

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We'll get some Poke in there 'mon
by Neko312 September 22, 2010
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The original simulated cockfight. Revolves around capturing cute little animals for the purpose of pitting them against one another in vicious battles, the winner of which gets prize money.
KID: "Hey mom! I was playing Pokemon when I had my red rooster kill a cute yellow rat and after the battle I got prize money!"

MOM: "..."
by superdawge November 29, 2009
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1)A show on TV that consists of a guy with his little yellow pet thats always on top of him doing weird stuff to him. Children tend to watch and endore the sight of this stuff... parents supersion required, your son sometimes well cum out with his fishing rod sticking out and his hand on his pokeballs which r dangling below his waist

2) a game where kids get together and play with cheap paper cards. they also have there pokeballs hanging out... but now there fishing rod is in somthing else...
1*)MOM- hey jimmy, lunch is ready!
JIMMY- ok mom, let me finish watching pokemon... i am rubbing my fishing rod up and down and wacking my poke balls just like ash bang'em does!
2*)jimmy put that back in your pants. we ain't using your pokemon fishing rod today.
by ICHEWEDHERUP!! April 05, 2010
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"That damn pokemon ripped me off!"
by anderz May 23, 2008
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