plarmf

the sound' when a complete-drunk either walks into a pole, wall, or parked car, and/or falls directly on his/her face when falling down.

As i was people watching along the boardwalk in Mission Beach, this completely drunk broad was walking and not watching where she was goin... ran right into a street sign, face first, then stumbled back n fell right on her face... 'plarmf' .

by samweis January 17, 2013

pliapism

An election which continues unwanted for 24-48 hours or longer after initial electoral stimulation. Can be extremely painful.

I was very excited about the election, but it's developed into a pliapism and 48 hours later I'm absolutely exhausted.

by rabbotrabbot November 5, 2020

piart

Like a shart but pissing your pants when trusting a fart you shouldn’t have.

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself stupid piart!

by LearnedItFromWatchingYou January 9, 2021

pilar

pilar is a bitch but kinda funny ig

your such a pilar

by hb bdj jd dbv September 10, 2021

Piaras

Most handsome, jacked nice man around. If you find one try and keep him, But he does what he wants.

Holy shit that guy is such a Piaras

by Piar Murr November 24, 2021

Plarzy

An old Halfling word translated into a rough, yet short Sylvanian Elvish saying: "One who possesses syphilis." Or rather, just syphilis. Once seen as a genuine medical term, it was reduced down to an elvish joke for either:

a. People who take it in the butt
b. People with small groty peeners
c. People who collect std's

Person 1: "Damn my mom is such a bitch I wish she would die."
Person 2: "She's so Plarzy."
Person 1: "Don't ever fucking say that about my mom."

by trashlord69 December 23, 2021

Pilarization

Noun.

Refers to the process of beautifying a document or a presentation seemingly unrecoverable.
Is one of the few miracles actually verifiable day after day.

My presentation for Monday's meeting needs a pilarization. Once it is pilarized I will send it to the participants.

by lucpol February 15, 2023