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prought

dude they just prought you
by ploo November 30, 2024
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pought

by aurora borealiz November 10, 2025
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poughkeepsie

when a person (often of low education) crawls on all fours yelling this word. it is in relation to the movie "POUGHKEEPSIE tapes" the person often does this do scare others, or for attention. the "Pough-" can often be replaced with other words reflecting the different action. ex: "jump-keepsie" or "Hump keepsie.
"(name) is doing the poughkeepsie"
"yeah what a dumbass"
by cubs4life99 December 18, 2025
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plow/plough a trout

Plow in this case being a verb meaning defecate and trout being representative of human excrement.
This is gonna suck, I haven't plowed a trout in a week.
I ate Thai food last night and this morning it felt like my trout had spines.
This pond is for release only. All trout catchers will be shunned.
I need to plow/plough a trout.
by flandep July 3, 2010
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Muddy Plough

The act of performing vaginal sex after anal sex, which caused the penis to be covered in fecal matter. Similar to the Golden Plough.
Dude, I was Butt fucking my girl last night when she asked me to stick it her pussy instead. I pulled it out and saw it was covered in crap but stuck it in anyway, totally gave her the muddy plough.
by TheFish July 22, 2012
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Mrs Plough

I love the new bible teacher at NCHS
Mrs Plough is such a lovely person
by C.Ervin7 November 21, 2019
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Desi Ploughman’s

Desi Ploughman’s
(noun)

The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.

Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.

By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
by BikBoiCoq August 25, 2025
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