Something you say about a guy who think he's the shit, but irl he's just a douchebag. So you use this term to say he has a small dick and balls.
by Idek so stfu May 5, 2018
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Todd: did you know Noah is gay
Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
Todd: did you know Noah is gay
Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018
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by PDVB September 7, 2017
Get the four pinocchio's mug.A type of sexual act that plays out something like this:
A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.
The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)
A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.
The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)
Last night I fucked my girl pinocchio-style. I had her thinking she was actually good at sex, and that I stopped at the valero for gas instead of the exxon. I got that bitch good, brah!
by c0dy5p1c3r August 14, 2010
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The sexual act in which a girl
sits on her partners face and
inserts his nose into her vagina
thrusting back and forth literally
grinding on his nose, stimulating her
erotically.
The sexual act in which a girl
sits on her partners face and
inserts his nose into her vagina
thrusting back and forth literally
grinding on his nose, stimulating her
erotically.
by JAP7 March 12, 2009
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How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving, plus he has a diploma from pinocchial school. :P
His lips are moving, plus he has a diploma from pinocchial school. :P
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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by Lack December 19, 2008
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