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phark

An alternative to the "f-word" used only around, and in the presence of horses, particularly (but not limited to) at the races. The word was first coined (allegedly) by Dr Aubrey Ping in 1928, when he came up with an awesome name for a famous racehorse at the time (Farlap).

However, Harry Telford insisted that the name needed to have 7 letters, thus changing "Farlap" to "Pharlap". Dr Ping was so pissed, he thought to himself "what the phark?!" before letting Telford know what he thought of the decision, telling him to "phark off!".
So I was walking down a nice country road and my phone rang, I got some bad news and felt the urge to drop the f-bomb, but since I was in the presence of horses I used the alternative word phark instead.
by Lordeofthejandals April 14, 2023
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phatkuntery

The state of being obese, stated in popular vernacular.
And the defense of that state - as by activists campaigns against bodyshaming etc.
Johnny's war on his own phatkuntery involved daily runs, the gym and yoga classes.
by Dr Johnny April 17, 2023
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pawkishi

A crypto scammer; who "ghost" their projects after liquidating project tokens.
by Curtis Loew April 18, 2024
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Pharketing

An email, or other communication, sent with a link to a seemingly useful resource but that really is just testing to see if your email address is active and if this kind of resource might be of use to you. The pharketer will then add your email to a distribution list for more pharketing messages to be sent or given to a company as a genuine lead. Not malicious, but certainly worth being wary of. See also pharming and phishing.
I received another pharketing email today!
by hairy_squirrel March 3, 2026
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phakatink

(fak•ah•tink) The sound a gun makes during a home invasion against a family of four.
(guy forcefully entering a home)(sees a child) PHAKATINK PHAKATINK
by homeinvader123 December 10, 2024
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naw phaw

Naw phaw is a cute person who is pretty shy but once they warm up they go crazy. She has this innocent side of her that everyone likes.
Hey man I really like this girl.
Who?
Naw phaw
by Uym April 30, 2024
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Emma Fucking Phatka

“Emma Fucking Phatka” is someone so is hot and skinny, she’s confident and bold, maybe it’s cover girl or maybe it’s the glasses. When someone is a “Emma Fucking Phatka” usually they have the phattest ass like really just so big just like they’re brain because they’re also probably top 15 in their class.
“Wow grayson is such a emma fucking phatka”

“Omg did you see the new girl she’s, i feel like she’s a “ Emma fucking Phatka”
by Luigi my peepee November 24, 2019
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