peyton

a Peyton is an amazing person with a great sense of humor and has a bit of trouble sitting still and don't ever try to make her sit normally because she is wild and crazy and loves to be abnormal and she doesn't take other peoples bullshit and having her trust you is a great honor so don't fuck it up and Peytons are normally insecure about themselves and they are the best friend you can ever have, she is also very sassy at times

whos that new cute sassy girl?
oh that's peyton shes amazing

by jojothemonkey0978 February 12, 2018

peyton manning

probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?

Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game
Tom Brady: "sobs"
Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"

by 9700 May 31, 2007

Peyton

Peyton is a strong awesome man with a great personality. He is the one to talk to if you are felling down or have any problems. He is very athletic and very fast. He is the one that if you see him in the halls at school you’ll be too amazed to even talk.

George: i wish I was Peyton I could get all of the girls.
Patrick: Ne too dude. Me too.

by TOOCOOL432 November 27, 2018

peyton jobe

Peyton Jobe is a very sexy man and has a huge penis also is very strong

Oh my that's Peyton Jobe he is sexy and and has a huge penis

by Dhdhdndbf January 21, 2017

Peyton Walters

This dude has a 4.5 gpa, a nice haircut, and will fuck the shit out of your teacher with his mind. This dude says the right things at the right times to get your teacher wet af.

1. "Damn why is Mrs. Johnson looking at Johnny like that?"
"He's obviously a Peyton Walters"
2. "Yo you hear what happened in 5th block?"
"Na what happened?"
"Peyton Walters was saying some smart shit and Mrs. Johnson came in her pants"
"Damn bro"

by Backonmybullshit429 May 27, 2017

peytonk

A gay male. He is said to be a literal penis.

Peytonk is so gay.

by gaytonk April 17, 2020

Peyton Cornhole

A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.

Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her

anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong

Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*

by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 2, 2020