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by Man who knows everything August 27, 2016
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pencing

Pencing, or to pence.

When a closeted gay man uses two of his wife's tampons to anally penetrate himself for sexual pleasure. The practice originated in Indiana, but is expected to be equally popular in other parts of the country (notably, the District of Columbia) by early 2017.

Advanced practitioners of pencing have been reported to use soiled tampons (likely from the bathroom trash) and to find extra pleasure from the presence of menstrual fluid. But, this variation is difficult due to the flaccid nature of the instruments in question and generally requires the insertion of other objects prior to the initiation of the actual pencing.
Dude, our VP is pencing all over the place!

That guy is totally unreliable; too busy pencing.
by DonatetoPPforMPence November 13, 2016
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Pencing

A non-sexual activity when a man rubs his face around the genital and anal areas of a more powerful man as a way of sucking up and getting approval; the tongue may also sometimes be employed; extreme groveling.
I almost puked with all the pencing of congressional leaders in the White House meetings last week.
by M. Pence December 25, 2017
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Pencil dick prick

A man with a small penis and large ego that treats others as less than.
"That fucker Smith sure is a pencil dick prick"
by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020
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penchnaldo

Penchnaldo sometimes known as "Cristiano Ronaldo" is a Portuguese professional football player (or as Americans like to call it "soccer") who likes to ghost in big games, be benched, and scored penalties. He has no other aspects to his game but those. He was good for a couple of years but Messi has always been better than him.
by so cool messi is better February 24, 2023
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penchnaldog

Little baby Penchnaldo fanboys who think Penchnaldo is better than Messi when that is far from the truth since Messi is a 7x Ballon D'or winner, 6x Golden Boot winner, 2x World Cup Player Of The Tournament, and a World Cup winner.

Penchnaldog fanboys usually say the weirdest things like he has better abs, or better on instagram, or even a better girlfriend.
I am a Penchnaldo fanboy so I am called Penchnaldog
by so cool messi is better February 24, 2023
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Pencil-Centipede

When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".
"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"
by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023
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