cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.

Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."

by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023

pitching arm

Hand that your are the best at Masturbating with

Why are you using your left hand.. is that your pitching arm?..

by SlydeXXX January 20, 2018

Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018

Pitching A tent

Pretty much a boner

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini

by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018

Pacoing

Offering significantly less money than what is asked for.

"Man, this dude is totally pacoing me. Offering me less than half of my asking price."

by IDontLikeMeEither October 9, 2018