Pat the Roo

A literal phrase used at nature reserves where there are tame kangaroos around that you are able to pat. Although it is a completely innocent phrase it still sounds like a euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm going to go Pat the Roo"

"I don't need to hear that!, just clean up afterwards"

"What?"

Pat the Roo by naturlichHansNassIst January 29, 2012

pat yourself on the backtivism 

The brand of political or social activism that involves doing nothing meaningful whatsoever except for completely useless gestures, "discussing the issues" with people who already share your point of view, and flooding Facebook with activism posts.

The whole point of which is simply to make sure everyone else in the world knows how tolerant and great you are and how shitty and tolerant they aren't, while actually not making any difference whatsoever.

That Tiffany girl who is always posting 10 times a day on Facebook about how society is controlled by anti-gay, anti-feminist, anti-immigrant, poverty-hating white guys gets drunk four nights a week on her parent's dime, and sleeps around while skipping half of the classes in her Development Studies major. She's never actually contributed to the betterment of society in any meaningful way. But pat yourself on the backtivism means she still thinks she's a better person than everyone else.

pat yourself on the backtivism by BroamChomsky February 7, 2014

Pat Frat Star 

A big headed, degenerate, loud, sex-addicted, ginger cunt. An emotional drug using, drug infested repulsive human being. A blood test will reveal a multitude of substances including but not limited to marijuana, alcohol, molly, LSD and cocaine. A brother of Sigma phi epsilon and also a father to a forgotten ginger child. Please abstain from getting to know this person by all means possible.

Pat Frat is a cunt
Pat Frat is a degenerate
Look at Pat Frat Star in a drug coma

Doctor - "Pat Frat, you are the father."
Pat Frat - "FUCK not another one"

Pat Frat Star by idontlikepatfrat December 10, 2016

Pat McAfee

One who inspires millions... AND MILLIONS world wide with an electric personality, a cannon for a leg and the luckiest hammer known to mankind.

That dude is a cannon for a leg and a lucky hammer away from being a true Pat McAfee. What a beaut!

Pat McAfee by FrostbiteSportsPod December 4, 2020

Pat the Bunny 

Female masturbation.

Trish: Did you and Scooter Brown bang last night?

April: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.

Pat the Bunny by Redboots November 14, 2010

Pat Fenis 

A rather unlucky name that a few misfortunate people in the world possess.

Pat Fenis (On the Phone): Hey, I'd like to apply for a job here?

Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?

Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.

Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?
*hangs up*

Pat Fenis by Ambrose J. Fenis May 28, 2009

Pat McAfee

Retired NFL punter, holder, and quarterback. Comedic host of the Pat McAfee show featuring the Boys and regular appearances by the Crimson Chin (AJ Hawk).

Pat McAfee decimated Adam Cole at NXT TakeOver with his thunderous thighs.

Pat McAfee by OctopusPancake12 December 4, 2020