"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
by atboggs September 16, 2012

by rollercoasterkid April 12, 2010

It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
by Rum diddily dum dum March 28, 2023

by davicrow August 20, 2023

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.
by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016
