A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.
In reality you put penis everywhere.
Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.
by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022
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"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
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"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
by thebeemdreem September 8, 2020
Get the Pterodactyl Slap mug.Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin
" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.
by Paymedottcom November 1, 2022
Get the pterodactyl teacup mug.The dramatic and uncontrollable act of crapping and puking at the same time. The sounds, the motion of the head and neck as well as the flapping of the arms during this reaction resemble that of the prehistoric flying dinoasaur.
That stomach flu is vicious, I just pterdoactlyed all over the bathroom.
Ah, sweetie look at that little boy doing the pterodactyl.
Ah, sweetie look at that little boy doing the pterodactyl.
by lil miss awkward January 8, 2014
Get the pterodactyl mug.A boneless chicken wing. Slang term from Boston, as per urban legend originated from the idea that “ptero” means wing and “dactyl” means finger, in Ancient Greek
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