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prostitutor

A person employed to educate and have sexual relations. The tutoring sessions usually have a happy ending.
Chip: Dude you want to go to the district tonight?

Dale: No man, I can't. I am failing spanish so my prostitutor is coming tonight. It is going to be a long night.

Chip: Alright, be sure to rubber up dude.
by soothsayer90 June 8, 2011
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Prostituties

All the diseases that you can get from a prostitute lumped into one word.
That slut Wendy gave me prostituties and now I have one week to live.
by JPage December 25, 2007
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Prostituties

Prostitutes that are under the age of 18.
You know, I normally wouldn't do this to prostituties, but theirs sumthin about you...
by WaaBaa May 1, 2009
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Prostitutional

Yo, that score I just got on the test was prostitutional!
by Fanchero May 14, 2009
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Prostituticrastination

Extreme susceptibility to procrastination; being so prone to distraction and diversions that it is like "prostituting oneself to procrastination"; a pop culture form of Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). Often develops in high school seniors, similar to (and sometimes synonymous with) "Senioritis".
Filling out that MySpace bulletin survey instead of writing my essay for school was total prostituticrastination.
by Abbwey March 16, 2009
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Frostitution

whenever you buy a prostitute and they have ejaculatory all over their pubic area as if they havent taken a shower since their last client.
Guy: Ah man... you just ruined my day ya frostitute

later:
Pimp: So I heard you sayin my hos are frostitution?

Guy: Yup

Pimp: Thats nasty, ill deal wit her later...
by shmiggyshmushmushmumufasa February 25, 2011
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Prostitutitis

Noun: A person, usually a female or homosexual, that is a complete and utter filthy skank that has or has had diseases or is BOUND to have a disease due to his/her/it's promiscuous behavior.

Adverb: Used to describe an affliction that's very common in hookstitutes, skankstitutes, skunts, whores and myriad types of harlots
Crackers: What up prostitutitis?
Platanera: Nothing much nagger

Crackers: Damn son, look at that hoe, don't tell me you be messin 'round with that bitch. She gots that prostitutitis you know.
by Hexs_Vice January 19, 2009
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