When your girlfriend gets made at you for poor communication you give this to her to promise you will communicate better
Girl- you never express your feelings
Guy- “gives promise ring” I promise to express my feelings better
Guy- “gives promise ring” I promise to express my feelings better
by Jp9876 May 10, 2019
Get the Promise ring mug.When making a promise to someone instead of doing a pinky promise, you engage in a Promise rabbit where both parties make a rabbit ears shape with thier second and third finger put the rabbits together in a scissoring motion then pull away making an explosion noise.
The promise Rabbit is a sacred bond which cannot be broken.
The promise Rabbit is a sacred bond which cannot be broken.
Person 1 - Dude, I promise not to watch adult material on your laptop.
Person 2 - Promise Rabbit Promise
Person 1 - Yes, Promise Rabbit Promise
*does the promise rabbit.
Person 2 - Promise Rabbit Promise
Person 1 - Yes, Promise Rabbit Promise
*does the promise rabbit.
by McMaizonattor September 3, 2012
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Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.
Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."
by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014
Get the promise cat mug.A pair of lingerie (often a panty) to let a person know that sex is in the future. Wearing the lingerie (panty) is real time confirmation that it's time for sex.
by ArtieWolfe May 7, 2016
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Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.
Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.
Look at those two guys over there chowing each others cable (see:chowing cable) and being sensitive, what a couple of Promise Keepers.
by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004
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Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"
by bean daddy January 21, 2017
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The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t
The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t
by Hola321 March 12, 2020
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