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procrastorbating

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.
Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.
by procrastorbator9000 December 4, 2013
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Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.
Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.
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Procrasturbating

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.
by Zachary Carapetis July 4, 2008
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Procrasturbating

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"
by D-daii March 25, 2010
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procrastabation

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it
procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper
by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010
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procrasturbating

to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..
yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...

teacher: why isnt your paper done

Billy: I was procrasturbating all night
by Tyler Falk September 2, 2005
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Procrasturbating

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!
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