To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
by Heinous April 28, 2006

Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.
by TMV February 24, 2006

by Cason December 28, 2007

"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"
"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."
"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."
by Ally Walker June 13, 2007

procrastinating because of masturbating
by blackbluerose November 23, 2010

to waste time pleasuring yourself
by MAKATTACK234 October 14, 2009

The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.
They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.
by Napoleon Hangover July 13, 2009
