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procrasturbate

To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
by Heinous April 28, 2006
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Procrasturbate

Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.
Instead of writing my term paper, I decided to procrasturbate.
by TMV February 24, 2006
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Procrasturbation

Putting off things so you can masturbate
John had a project but he could not resist procrasturbation and he did not get it done.
by Cason December 28, 2007
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Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating as a reason for not doing a required/mundane activitity.
"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"

"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."
by Ally Walker June 13, 2007
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Procrasturbating

I should have been writing my literature essay, but I was procrasturbating.
by blackbluerose November 23, 2010
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procrasturbation

A teenage boys' favorite way to avoid doing his homework is procrasturbation.
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Procrasturbating

The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.
They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.
by Napoleon Hangover July 13, 2009
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