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Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework
Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.
by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020
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Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."
by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020
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Prejudicial

Prejudicial is an adjective which means causing or tending to cause harm, especially to a legal case. It can also be used to describe a person showing prejudice to an idea, person or group of people. It can describe something which is potentially dangerous, disadvantageous or counterproductive or in extreme cases an action or actions constituting treason.
Teenage spite monkeys are prejudicial to useful information being published on Urban Dictionary
Those arseholes in charge of Twitter tipping off terrorists that they are being investigated is prejudicial to the safety of the civilised world.
by AKACroatalin November 29, 2015
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Prism-Equus

equine personality depicted in colour. This unique style of painting was created by artist Linda Finstad.

The Philosophy behind the word is that although horses are one colour on the outside - their personalities are made of of a myriad of different colours which can be defined in one word "Prism-Equus"
The only way to create an image of a horses personality is by using the Prism-equus technique
by Famous Coffee Artist September 8, 2018
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Princess curtains

Curtains that are split in the middle & held to the side with decorative tassels or something similar. The left side looks like the letter K.
I Love my Princess curtains so much! I even made the shower curtain into Princess curtains!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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Friendzone Predator

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship
"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."
by Mai Ainsel June 28, 2020
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pre-land

The mis-pronounced version of the wordbrilliant” that was said by @ widdytitty (on tiktok) ‘s mom throughout her and her brothers childhood.
You and you’re brother finished your chores? Oh, how pre-land of you two.
by nickiminajforprez January 27, 2021
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