Pork Scotch music

The type of shit music played by fat old men at barbecues. The music is usually of South African origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can't resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.

Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?

Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.

by flappy dickwad June 20, 2009

pork sword

The common term for a fellas old chap.

I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!

by ave-it April 11, 2003

pork puffer

An individual who, for enjoyment or personal gain, is quick to slob the one-eyed yogurt merchant.

Suzie was annoying, but her talent as a pork puffer kept Jim from kicking her out of his apartment.

by The Kid Doc D December 3, 2005

Pork Beacon

Just like a UAV in COD a pork beacon is a homosexual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. It is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. When swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating turd that's been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.

Look at Jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today

by tomcat225 January 10, 2013

Pork Gobbler

An individual who sucks a male's penis with chewed up pork or ham in their mouth. This is said to make the individual feel sexually aroused due to the individual's mouth (and possibly throat) filled with meat. It has also been said that the male's penis that was sucked by this individual will smell like bacon.

A: Bro, how was your night with Amanda?
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!

by t324st May 26, 2014

Pork Rub

Male masturbation.

Jethro parked his truck behind the pole barn and did a little pork rub before washing up for supper.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

pork sword

A mans penis.

Look at his huge pork sword!

by Courtnie Brown. January 3, 2009