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pootersnickers

A meaning that is used instead of profanity or rude gestures. Can be used to indicate all emotions.

Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.
"Ohh pootersnickers!" (Happy & Mad)

"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)

"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)

"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)

"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)

"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)
by Alexander37 March 22, 2011
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Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.
Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!
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Tom Poolery

The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter
Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was
by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019
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grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).
When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.
by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007
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pooter- head

an term of adoration. The cutest little head you've seen! You want to love them, hug them, kiss them and call them George.
she is my pooter- head.
by pgood December 13, 2008
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poolee

For Marines, at this phase of their lives this is the point where they have a chance to turn back before stepping on those yellow footprints and realizing they made a huge mistake. It's the point where you've signed the dotted line but haven't yet been to boot camp. Despite having never been to boot camp, poolees will never shut up about the Marine Corps and have an annoyingly high level of motivation only recruiters/RA Marines can tolerate. The only people on Earth, besides recruits, who give a fuck about general USMC knowledge, like the General Orders or Leadership Traits. As much as it's fun talking shit about poolees, one should nonetheless appreciate the fact that at least some millennials aren't total fucking hippies/communists/ISIS fags.
Being the dumbass poolee that he was, Johnny wore a USMC shirt everywhere in hopes that he can get some pussy.
by dangitBobby December 21, 2016
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Rotted Pooter

The Name given to people who smell as if they do not take baths or over weight seventh grade boys named Joe.
1. Ew At Brittany.
Brittany smells like she doesn't take baths!
Brittany is like, a total Rotted Pooter.

2. -Joe steals pencil-
*Joe give me back my pencil!
-Joe licks pencil thoroughly-
by lykedefinitions123 February 19, 2010
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