the tortured poets department

The eleventh studio album by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. Contains 16 songs, and 15 more on its deluxe (THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY)

Also the title track of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.

“You left your typewriter at my apartment
Straight from The Tortured Poets Department

I think some things I never say
Like, ‘who uses typewriters anyway?’”

by thereshegoesagain May 31, 2024

Halfwit Poet

pro fortnite gamer, has multiple fortnite girlfriends, is married to Christopher 4life and has the best music taste known to man.

that guy has such a humongous johnson, I bet his name is halfwit poet

by Halfwitpoet October 10, 2021

poet

a man who writes down gibberish and expects people to applaud him.

Also known as a geek or dork.

Girl 1: Oh-My-Gosh, Ryan is cute!

Girl 2: He's a total poet..

Girl 1: eww!

by Innitso January 26, 2018

Poet's Row

A series of apartment buildings on Sherman street named after poets in Denver's Capitol Hill neighborhood. (The Thomas Carlyle, the Louisa May-Alcott, the Emily Dickinson, the Mark Twain, etc...) Most buildings were built in the 1920's and have art-deco architecture and no parking. Which is fine, because they are mostly occupied by hipsters who ride bikes.

I wanted to live downtown, but LoDo is too douchy and I can only afford like $500 a month in rent, so I moved to Poet's Row.

by Shermanandthirteenth February 4, 2010

The Tortured Poets Department

1.Department with millions of members, poets. and Taylor Swift as the chairman of the Tortured Poets Department.

Can be shortened to "Tortured Poets".

Can also be abbreviated to "TTPD".

2.A double album by Taylor Swift released on April 19th of 2024. the double album being "The Tortured Poets Department" which includes 16 tracks, And "The Tortured Poets Department:The Anthology", which includes an additional 15 tracks.

The Chairman of the Tortured Poets Department: "All's fair in love and poetry, sincerely the chairman of The Tortured Poets Department."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

poet brauleate

A prolific purveyor of bro art; the voice of a youthfully masculine generation.

Although Anthony Kiedis can have questionable lyrics at times, his poet brauleate status remains irrefutable.

by drew_512_ December 10, 2023

Poet

A girl who is a silly worm and loves kuromi! She is very musical and loves all her freinds, she has strong opinions and doesn’t let people get in her way! If you find a poet, keep her. AND SHE IS GORGEOUS

Kaylee: my best freind is poet

Billy: she is so stubborn

Kaylee: thats why I love her

by Yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon June 7, 2025