A very poor individual with a serious case of syphilis that spends his/her free time sucking wieners and playing strip scrabble with men in suits.
Your mother is a plank.
by Casey Carrier and Heather Uhl March 30, 2009
Get the plankmug. by x0xBrokenxInsidex0x September 12, 2009
Get the Plankmug. Planking is the act of lying down, completely straight and stiff, in an absurd or random place and taking a photo.
When performing a Plank:
1: You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2: Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3: Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4: You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5: Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk, unless you are a seasoned Planker.
6: First Aid should never be far away. Ice, Bandaids, Cast Plaster, needle and thread, emotional support and a quick escape route need to be on hand.
7: Every Plank that is captured must be named. Etc, "Cow Plank", "Letterbox Plank"
When performing a Plank:
1: You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2: Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3: Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4: You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5: Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk, unless you are a seasoned Planker.
6: First Aid should never be far away. Ice, Bandaids, Cast Plaster, needle and thread, emotional support and a quick escape route need to be on hand.
7: Every Plank that is captured must be named. Etc, "Cow Plank", "Letterbox Plank"
by bharrie June 8, 2011
Get the Plankingmug. Internet fad where an individual lies face down with their arms by their side as straight as possible on random or public places while someone takes a picture. Example of places: fridge, rail, tables, statues, ect.
by Planker6 June 10, 2011
Get the Plankingmug. I was planking on top of the fridge.
by atw90 June 11, 2011
Get the Plankingmug. Lieing face down on items of interest, in cities .etc.
youtube planking.
He was planking all last night while his mates were taking photos and puting them on facebook.
youtube planking.
He was planking all last night while his mates were taking photos and puting them on facebook.
by sammylic12 June 6, 2011
Get the Plankingmug. Is everyone planking these days?
by Stud24boy July 7, 2011
Get the plankingmug.