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Pinocchio

A lying prick that shoves his nose up his ass every night
E.g. yo your such a Pinocchio
by Landskyver January 25, 2022
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Pinocchio Dick

Telling lies/bullshit the imaginary grow dick.
Hey Pinocchio Dick bet it's one long slong with all that bullshit that rolls out your mouth all the girls wanna be on that slong!
by Nonna biz! September 26, 2021
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Pinocchio

An insult used against trans men, referring to the fictional puppet who wishes to be a real boy and struggles to become one.
“You’ll never be a real boy, Pinocchio! You’ll always still be a girl!”
by 143TrishaPaytas4Eva March 4, 2023
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Pinocchio

When someone, usually a friend dates one of your exes, but only knows how to not do the things she didn't like about you, and is otherwise oblivious to why or how to treat or be attracted to anyone but people they have already seen be attracted to some one else.
He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?
by Versity Variants August 2, 2024
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Portly Pinocchio

New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.
by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023
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Pinocchio Syndrome

When someone is such a fake person, or so subhuman, all they do or say is unrealistic, false, or a direct lie.
That chick was so fake (AKA had "Pinocchio Syndrome" so bad) that she looked like she would fall apart.
by Ubermensch-One March 28, 2025
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