Octopusseyphobia

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

by karlboy123 June 2, 2009

octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.

"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."

by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010

Octopusy

When Lara tries to be a chinky -_-

Me soo horny octopusy

by KFC Bum friend November 7, 2012

Octopushy

(Said in a Sean Connery accent) - it's when you are so desperate to to push people out of your way that you become an eight armed, ninja warrior/Tasmanian devil, whirling around shoving everyone out of your path.

Holly: Julie got all Octopushy up in the shoe department on Saturday.
Leslie: What? Why? Julie is such a sweet girl!
Holly: Those Vince Camuto boots she's wearing were 75% off and the last pair in her size!

by Double-Oh-8 March 26, 2013

Octophile

One who has a sexual fetish for a transgender with 8 penises.

I met this dude Lucy with 8 penises on an octophile site. I think I’m in love.

by Flexo Rodriguez June 3, 2018

reverse octopus(

The reverse octopus (occy) is a singular masturbation reach around underneath the anus

Reverse octopus( Pull your cock with arm wrapped under your anus

by Gregwa1989578533 January 3, 2014

Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.

Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus”

by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020