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Creeper Onesie

A demonic object only worn by the most retarded
"Take off the Creeper Onesie?? I don't think thats an option mother"
by Goosturbate July 5, 2021
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oneiceya

Oneiceya is describe as very iperactive, loving, jovial, down to earth, caring, honest and trust worthy.
Oneiceya is so patient.
by Allie boo December 29, 2018
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onelia

1.an extremely talented singer.

2.beautiful girl who will give a lot of her money to KMC and BEH when she gets a record deal
"that girl has such a good voice! "
"yeah she's such an onelia"
by behkmc January 12, 2008
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onedirectionsexual

When you are only attracted to the members of one direction. (zayn malik, harry styles, louis tomlinson, liam payne and niall horan)
P:“What’s your sexuality? I’m Gay.”
Y:“Sounds nice! I am Onedirectionsexual!”
P:“What’s that?“
Y:“Not many people know of it, but it basically just means I’m only attracted to the members of one direction!”
P:“Cool!“
by NIALLJAMESHORAN December 29, 2020
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onerism

A pedant writes:

This is a mis-spelling of the more correct onanism.

Onan is a person described in the Bible (book of Genesis). He was the second son of Judah. His name is the origin for the sexual term onanism (synonym of masturbation), which many consider to be based on a misinterpretation as it more properly refers to spilling seed...

After his older brother Er died Onan was to marry Er's widow Tamar. According to the Bible, when he had sexual intercourse with his brother's wife he spilt his seed upon the ground (Genesis 38:7-9); the Bible says that he did this because (under the custom of levirate marriage) the child would not be considered his, but his late brother's. In response to this transgression, God killed Onan.
'Onerism, you ill educated peasant, surely you mean Onanism!'

Instead of 'Oh Fuck' one would use the following 'By Onan's withered Balls!'

Well, you could if you wanted ;-)
by Nickdubya January 13, 2006
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onesies

N. urination. Derived from the term number one. Originally used in the sitcom show Scrubs.
"Sorry, gotta go make onesies."
by Scrubby May 6, 2008
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