pittsburgh option

(n) A form of suicide that involves entering a sports bar in the city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania in full Baltimore Ravens garb, and defecating on a Terrible Towel. Death is said to be immediate.

John lost his penis. Hope he doesn't use the Pittsburgh option.

by Pittsburghtuna February 15, 2014

Kneeling ovation

A blow job.

The gang of bikers gave him a standing ovation after his beautiful rendition of the song Anaconda. He in turn, gave them a kneeling ovation.

by Cellardoor101 October 30, 2014

Standing Ovation

A real large erection

Tony: Dude when Sarah was grinding me I gave one hell of a Standing Ovation

by urbanmacgyver September 22, 2009

third option

n. The butt. When gettin down with a lady the third option is the butt.

Mitch: You get some aisss last night?
Me: She was raggin so I hit up the third option.

by roller May 6, 2005

Optionary

Adjective; When something is both optional and necessary.

That zone in the game not required and full of monsters, but it is also full of some great loot. It is completely optionary.

by almightygoogly June 9, 2018

nuclear option

The term for the Republican maneuver to severely limit filibusters in the Senate, thereby granting a large amount of power to a simple Majority.

If the GOP excercises the nuclear option, the U.S. is in deep doo-doo.

by GPF April 11, 2005

Sitting Ovation

when one fists a fine young lady in both her vaginal and anal cavities and claps audibly

She gave me a standing ovation for my motivation speech. I gave her a sitting ovation for interrupting.

by The Man Who Does Not Stand June 5, 2010