A particular individual who excitedly feasts on the gunt, or the fleshy nodule which protrudes from the lower abdomen of an older female between the cunt and the "gut".
"Quit it, gunt nosher!"
"Ugh. He's such a gunt nosher."
"I think this bar is packed with gunt noshers."
"Ugh. He's such a gunt nosher."
"I think this bar is packed with gunt noshers."
by billiam's brenda December 15, 2008
Get the gunt nosher mug.Putting your bare ass right in front of a sleeping friend then having another friend smack them and shove there face right into your ass (nose in the hole). Then you rip a huge smelly fart and/or shit while their nose is in your asshole.
If you have a big ass you could fill the victims air passages with noxious ass gass, causing them to pass out.
Extra Thrill: Do this while the victim is under covers to get a dutch oven effect!
If you have a big ass you could fill the victims air passages with noxious ass gass, causing them to pass out.
Extra Thrill: Do this while the victim is under covers to get a dutch oven effect!
That venus nosetrap we pulled last night was awesome! I think he's still passed out with shit up his nose!
by BestTricks August 9, 2009
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by ami November 21, 2004
Get the nosh/nosher mug.1. Someone who makes foolish predictions of future events that are cleary unlikely to come true.
2. Someone who is unable to reasonably assess the direction of a given situation.
2. Someone who is unable to reasonably assess the direction of a given situation.
1. Gary: "I reckon England will win the world cup in 2006... it'll be great". Dave: "Nice prediction nostradumbass"
2. "You didn't see that one coming nostradumbass!"
2. "You didn't see that one coming nostradumbass!"
by lukecleland November 7, 2004
Get the Nostradumbass mug.Means disease carrier and over time has become deluded and turned into Creature of the Night simply because Bram Stoker didn't give any clues as to what it meant In the Novel Dracula
"You in time, when you had died, would have become Nosferatu as they call it in Eastern Europe and would all time make more of those Un-Deads that so have fill us with horror"
by ,,|, February 16, 2010
Get the nosferatu mug.A person who is tall, goofy looking, and dumber than a brick. This person normally tends to confuse himself and put themselves in a difficult situations; but at the same time being everyone's bitch.
Ben (nostradamus)- d00d I got so many nicknames!
Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off
Ben- o yeah that's one :(
Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off
Ben- o yeah that's one :(
by sourdiesal31 January 21, 2010
Get the nostradamus mug.A game, which is played with a 3x5 card and a table. Both players attempt to blow the card off the other person's side of the table without touching it or blowing with anything other than their nostrils. Touching the card or blowing with anything other than one's nostrils causes a penalty, where the other player may punch you in the face and reset the card to the center of the table. The game ends when the card falls off one of the sides of the table or one player quits by the universally-recognized gesture; punching the other player in the face twice.
"Craig and I played Nostril Hockey last night."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."
by The Goddamn Duck January 21, 2010
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