nonboyfriend

The guy friend in a girl's life that she must always specify as a non-romantic relationship.

Also works for nongirlfriends.

Jessica: So is Brian your boyfriend now?

Rachel: How many times do I have to tell you? He's not my boyfriend!

Jessica: Fine. He's your nonboyfriend then.

by jesprice February 5, 2010

nonnock

A bizarre insult that doesn't have any particular relevance

"You're such a nonnock!"

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

nonions

A sandwich without onions.

I'll take whole wheat, with pickle, lettuce, olives and nonions.

by bob beeflips May 5, 2010

nonotrly

An Internet term mainly used on message boards that is substituted for "No, not really."

Bing: I sprained my ankle, again.
Star: Does it hurt right now?
Bing: nonotrly

by Star Lane July 28, 2008

nonconformist

The most retarded, unpleasant conformists alive. In a pathetic attempt to boost their own self-esteem by being "different", nonconformists put down everything that is accepted and liked by mainsteam society. The problem is, this doesn't actually mean they aren't conforming. They're simply conforming to the standards of their counterculture.

I have no problem with people wearing black and listening to bands I've never heard of (common features among "nonconformists". I respect their choice not to "conform". Yet inevitably, they have no respect for my choice to wear pink polo shirts and Coach bags while listening to popular music. They say I'm a conformist-ironically, their friends look a lot more alike than mine do.

by lacoste_lover July 21, 2006

Nono

an extremely powerful pain reliever, typically prescribed for back pain. typically found as 1000/325

I wanna pop (eat) a few NoNos

by Mr. NoNo April 20, 2010

nonjob

When guy can't reach orgasm during the handjob or blowjob.

Mary was giving John a handjob but he didn't ejaculate so it's a nonjob.

by Rizu December 29, 2014