Securing the file.
File secured simply means saving any media (audio, video or image) that contains any content one or more of your friends find embarrassing to them.
There are many reasons why one may want to secure a file , but the most common is for future use (for example getting back at someone for something they did , or to bring up years later in front of their family)
File secured simply means saving any media (audio, video or image) that contains any content one or more of your friends find embarrassing to them.
There are many reasons why one may want to secure a file , but the most common is for future use (for example getting back at someone for something they did , or to bring up years later in front of their family)
"Did you see the picture of Jessica from last night's party? I'll send it to you."
"Thanks, File secured."
"Thanks, File secured."
by heylookitsriceboy October 7, 2018

That assortment of files and papers one keeps on the desk at work so that it will not look like there is nothing to do; a protective screen against office busybodies who monitor workloads of other people.
Tim had so much file foliage on his desk that one day in December he suffered a file-slide that swept his full coffee mug to the floor.
by Robert Paar December 12, 2008

A person who is always looking for new files to add to their USBs/computer hard drives, copying and pasting as many files as they can from other people to their own data storers, finding the most boring things that others look at entertaining. When shown a video by a friend, a file-whore will go off to download said video within the first 30 seconds of watching it and then go off to download other files.
Example #1
Tom: I was watching these really funny videos today, about this guy who-
Sam(excitedly): Cool, can you give me a copy?
Tom: God, Sam; you're such a file-whore.
Example #2
Tom plugs his USB into Sam's computer to show him a file. While going through the files to find the one he wishes to show, Sam will see his other files dart across the screen, dazzling him. The uninteresting files will appear to him as things resembling delicious pies, causing him to request a "copy" of these files.
Tom: I was watching these really funny videos today, about this guy who-
Sam(excitedly): Cool, can you give me a copy?
Tom: God, Sam; you're such a file-whore.
Example #2
Tom plugs his USB into Sam's computer to show him a file. While going through the files to find the one he wishes to show, Sam will see his other files dart across the screen, dazzling him. The uninteresting files will appear to him as things resembling delicious pies, causing him to request a "copy" of these files.
by TheWorldIs June 13, 2014

I went through all my fantasy files and still couldn't peak. I must have masturbated too much today.
by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.
by peteycrack April 8, 2010

Any documents, pictures, stories, online or otherwise that have or give the interpretation of something to do with sexual relationships between the author and the character drawn or written about.
by GalaxyDancer April 16, 2005

a fat person, that has very chubby disgusting fat legs, who cant walk, yet can wobble, and always says its hot out.
Hey Miljkela did you see that fat file fuck at the ice cream store, "yea his body is gross, and sweaty but i will ask him if i can suck off his mommy.
by James Thurmus July 1, 2003
