neuticals

A pair of bollocks, or testicles, that are in fact fake. Kinda like what Barbie's lover, Ken, has.

Did you hear? Lee Blackburn, aged 17, of Fleetwood in England was involved in a horrible accident. He got his balls trapped in his boyfriend's ringpiece and had to have them amputated, he's now got NEUTICALS!!! AAAHHAah hah hahaha!!!

by King Ralph of Macedonia (JayC) May 8, 2003

necter

adj. to be incredibly, ridiculously, amazingly, cool.

John and Nicole making out was no necter!

by John March 1, 2005

Neuner

the best last name in the world

pronounced "nooner"

-of german origin

i wish my last name was Neuner

by the coug January 20, 2009

neuterus

Female prosthetic uterus

Despite the operation, she can still have babies thanks to her neuterus

by ann annson February 9, 2009

Neuterotomy

An operation to sterilize your pet. To neuter.

I'm taking the cat in for a neuterotomy this afternoon.

by Brickie December 24, 2013

Neutered Television

As opposed to Heavyweight Television, Neutered Television is a term used to define run of the mill, generic, & censored tv shows, generally on networks such as ABC, NBC, CBS etc. These shows are usually censored of sex, language, & violence, and often pale in comparison to serialized Heavyweight TV shows on cable & premium cable channels.

Person 1: "Did you check out the latest episode of Scandal on ABC last night"

Person 2: "HELL NO! I don't watch ABC or any Neutered Television shows. Just watch some Breaking Bad motherfucker!!!"

by Void4President January 9, 2015

neatering

the act of making something clean or neat.

David: I need to really clean my room. I need to do some neatering.
Jade: Did you just say neatering?

by jadelynnecakes October 20, 2009