Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006

needful

An indian term usually used in place of the word "necessary"

Hi, with regards to that help you promised me, kindly do the needful.

by Matt August 18, 2004

Neda

Gorgeous persian girl , usually very outgoing.

wow you look so beautiful , so neda.

by ohhello99 March 5, 2009

shitting through the eye of a needle

Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"

Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!

by Lincoln_DJ September 8, 2008

needle dick

a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!

Shane has a needle dick.

by meee November 30, 2003

we need to talk

1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*

by Kay March 21, 2004

I need healing

Something Genji mains love saying for whatever strange reason. Sometime they’ll say it when at 199/200 hp. Sometimes even when full health. RARELY when they really need healing. Most of the time though, it’s just to piss people off.

Genji-I NEED HEALING
Mercy-Genji your at full health
Genji-I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING

by Genji needs healing May 2, 2018