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Mastrigate

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding
by D Flawless December 8, 2019
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mustrd

a really cool and funny guy that totally didn’t write this definition.
“whose this mustrd guy?”
I dunno, but he sounds very cool and swag”
by Mustrd April 6, 2021
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mistress moon

the implication that the moon is wlw*

or
to allude to lesbianism.

*women loving women
Woman1: “Oh, I love your moon earrings!”

Woman2: “Of course. I know Mistress Moon. Do you?”
Woman1: “Why, yes😏. I’m regularly in contact with the Mistress.”
by Nethernina June 18, 2021
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Mystra

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verb (used without object), My·strat·ed, My·stra·ting.
to engage in Mystra
verb (used with object), My·stra·ted, My·stra·ting.
to practice Mystrabation.

Mystra-ting is the act of getting off by "winning" arguments with chat bots or bombarding support functions with imbecile question.

In order to obtain the highest form of Mystra-bation it the will require the Mystra-ter to be "transported" to a higher level, this with solely be obtained by raining stupid question upon an innocent pray until the Mystra-ter will reach it's climax. Being "transported".

People Mystra-ting can often be found lingering on various SaaS websites, as these have delicious chat-bots and effective support Personnel.

It is a common trait for individuals Mystra-ting, to reference a distinct part about them self while Mystra-bation is going on, examples could be out of context references to their body such - eg: "LOL"(Lively Orange Lover).
"He is such a flipping Mystrater"

"No thank you honey, i will just Mystrate tonight.."

"I had such a good Mystrabation last night, i went through the chat bot on SKAT"
by DFW-2020 June 24, 2021
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mistress isabelle brooks

The True Winner of Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 15, Known for being in many eras.
Girly 1: I’m in my Cunty Era!
Girly 2: Who are you, Mistress Isabelle Brooks?
by WhatTheFish? May 31, 2023
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Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr

Valpyra, Mistress of Skullstyr, an award winning graphic artist, digital manipulator, photographer and writer. She creates in her Cyber Goth Universe called Skullstyr.com. Her work is awesome and VERY dark.

"Now sit back and relax. Grab hold of your mouse and don't let go! Prepare yourself for a visual banquet. You'll find my work a little naughty but always dark! I weave a lot of reds through out my prints. Red the color of passion, of life and blood! My images will quench your thirst and satisfy the darkest desires."
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Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr award winning graphic artist digital manipulator photographer writer creates Cyber Goth Universe awesome work VERY dark Red color of passion life blood
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Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister
Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.
by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018
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