1 definition by SucidalThoughts

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister
Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.
by SucidalThoughts April 23, 2018
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