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Musclehead

A selfish, narcisstic, egotistical person in the gym or fitness center. One who is a bodybuilder (see also body builders) or aspiring strength maniac who usually looks at others with disdain unless they need them for a spot. They almost never put their weights away when they're done with their exercise -- sometimes leaving a pile of 45's (45-pound plates) next to the machine or leaving a heavy load of plates remaining on the machine. They usually either wear shredded, revealing clothes or hide their bodies (or bacne) under thick, cotton sweatshirts and sweatpants. They also might wear heavy clothes to keep warm and avoid the chills from feeling so lousy while they are in ketoacidosis and dropping body fat before bodybuilding competition. Or, maybe they just prefer old school cotton sweatshirts over newer synthetic fitness attire.

The extreme muscleheads appear to be angry and on the verge of an outburst, possibly a state of roid rage. If you are on a machine that they want to use, they are likely to just stand nearby and stare at you while you are exercising, instead of asking you how many sets you have remaining or whether they can 'work in.' The extremists also tend to drop weights or toss dumbbells after their last repetition.

Think ... the gym version of a road hog in traffic.
Dude, YOU ask that musclehead to put his plates away!
by Mark Bostrom December 10, 2008
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Muscle Queen

A gay man who is very muscular, but whose personality is very effeminate and flamboyant.
My friend Jim is addicted to the gym. But he's such a flaming homo, which makes him a total muscle queen.
by Relichunter321 December 15, 2008
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litterbox muscle

The feline analogue to the toilet muscle -- that is, a cat's ass.
{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
by Telephony June 14, 2014
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molson muscle

The boys are headin' down to the bar to work on their molson muscles.
by labatt March 27, 2004
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disco muscles

If someone has disco muscles its means they are a guy who only trains his biceps, pecs, and abs. People with disco muscles normally wear a t-shirt one size too small, and have a hunched over appearance because they don't workout their back.
girl one: look at that guy, he's hot
girl two: naw, he only has disco muscles
by anonymous6737 January 31, 2009
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Muscle Milk

1. Steriods in milk format, very beneficial for one's muscles.
2. Bobby's favorite beverage
"Bobby want muscle milk!"
by 5p0rk February 11, 2007
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beer muscles

when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone
your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!
by miketrudat June 1, 2010
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