Lunchables

Lunchables also known for I like my cheese processed bruh but way better than luncly

Yo blud why do you have Lunchables and not lunchly

by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 27, 2024

Lunchable

Code word for meeting up at lunch time for mutual oral sex

Are you lunchable today? Oh yes! I’m so fanging for it I’ve already removed my underwear. See you soon for “lunch”

by JJ-DJ May 3, 2025

barron munchausen

The act of eating a pizza from inside a persons cavity...The frozen pizza is baked, then allowed to cool. Once cooled enough for comfort, it is folded and mashed into the vagina of a female or the anus of a male and then eaten as it is slowly squeezed out..

I gave my boyfriend a Barron Munchausen, next time i wont throw on the extra cheese....

by lovethesemeanings May 9, 2011

Vehicular Munchausen's by proxy

When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.

Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.

by lil nugget 360 December 6, 2012

Eating Lunchables

When 2 or more people are kissinmg and it is loud resembling the sound of one eating lunchables

Franci was totally eating lunchables with Tavian last night.

by Spekasy July 9, 2017

Facebook Munchausen by Proxy

When you consistently post graphic pictures and descriptions of your sick or injured kids on Facebook to get attention that you would otherwise not get.

Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.

by AlabamTa October 13, 2017

Tactical Lunchable

A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."

by El Chapi April 21, 2020