motek

a person who is so cute,conciderate and sweet .

she is such a motek she allways there when i need her.

by sahawee March 17, 2005

MOTD position

A sexual position (basically doggy) both facing the TV, so you don't miss Match Of The Day

Babe, let's do MOTD position, Arsenal are on.

by EllsBells June 12, 2015

Motel

It's a hotel. For broke people.

Man I stayed at a motel last time and it was total $#!t. The whole closet was full of rats and the bed sheets looked like if a woman had her period and the staff didn't even bother to clean it.

by GyattDayum23 June 2, 2019

Mosted

Mosted: noun; a dating technique that’s a subclass of ghosting. Instead of completely disappearing after a short period or one night stand, the moster deeply engages with the victim, becomes very invested and appears to be very I retested in them before disappearing completely. Also see: asshole, scumbag, piece of shit.

That son of a bitch took me to his sister’s wedding then mosted me.

by ronisgenius May 16, 2018

Roach Motel

In the United States, Community Colleges are often referred to as Roach Motels. They are so called because people who begin attending Community Colleges rarely finsh. Rather, the tendency is for the students to just keep on taking one random course after another for 8-12 years without ever attaining a degree or advancing to a full college. Hence the students never really leave. That is to say, they check in, but they don't check out, as per the old TV ad.

What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.

-Man, is Bill still going to Virginia Western?

--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.

-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.

--Werd.

by Teve Torbes March 13, 2008

motel 6

When a fan in the bathroom is connected to the lighting in the bathroom. Someone takes a dump and should "leave the light on for you" to get the horrid smell out.

guy 1 : I just took the worst dump.

guy 2 : Yo, you better motel 6 that bitch.

by QUEEF August 31, 2006

moped

an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped

went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night

by makelatackela June 11, 2006