moses

A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star.

Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.

by 7620 September 19, 2005

Moss'd

To get embarrassed in a football game, similarly to the way Randy Moss embarrasses his opponents

"RJ, #24 just got Moss'd by #30"

by MissDimplz January 26, 2005

moses effect

n. The effect a seat belt or bag strap has on a ladys tits.

Jeff: Did you see those tits there were parted like the red sea?
Roy: Some kind of Moses effect.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

mossed

when someone catches an object over another person usually when they both attempt to catch it

Shut up yall both tried to catch it u got mossed.

by the wise master December 14, 2010

Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body

Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water

by chego December 29, 2009

Moss

Only the coolest dude alive.

Moss is so cool

by MossIsBoss December 17, 2016

email misuse

When a user employs email for situations that should be handled face to face; the use of email as an avoidance technique; use of email for passive-aggressive means

"John. You're a gutless jerk," wrote Jesse as she exhibited email misuse to her recipient.

by Bryan Hurlbut May 16, 2008