The Mort Goldman

The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....

This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....

The Mort Goldman by Thomas Berry June 30, 2006

Petit Mort 

A period of post-orgasmic unconsciousness or deep sleep

Awakening from a petit mort, he heard his lover's voice in the next room

Petit Mort by Len July 5, 2003

s'mort-of 

A variation of the classic campfire dessert where one of the three ingredients is missing.

As all the chocolate had been eaten, Robbie settled for a s'mort-of using only graham crackers and marshmallow.

s'mort-of by elgb August 10, 2012

Faceless mort 

Someone you once considered a friend but due to their stupidity or just lack of respect in regards to paying the bill or even sticking to their word and now they are just another faceless mort in the crowd

"Next time I see you in the street don't bother saying hello cos you'll be just another faceless mort in the crowd"

Faceless mort by Aussie cray cray (cray cray =c May 2, 2016

dumbass mort 

He's actually saying Dumbass MARK not mort. White boys born after 1992 shouldn't try to define terms in era video games about the same year.

"mark"
adj. A person identified as a loser, "buster" or a person who is easy to scam or hustle. Its origin is from that of gangsters and hitmen who would refer to their intended victim as a "mark."
"That fool was a buster-ass mark!"

dumbass mort by More Cowbell! February 1, 2005

amort (amor + mort) 

amort n. (Lat. amor, love + Lat. mort, death)

the double instinct of love and death; the ambivalent combination of Eros and Thanatos or the transformation of one into another; a cruel and (self)destructive passion that leads to the ruin of the loved or the lover.

Amort is the most common theme of European literature, from Tristan and Isolde to The Ballad of Reading Gaol:

And all men kill the thing they love,
By all let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!

amort (amor + mort) by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003

petite mort 

Little Death; Orgasm

After having sex, Mary had a petite mort.

petite mort by DebbieMaeSaunders April 19, 2015