Moochual

The act of two people mutually mooching from each other.

Hannah: I always mooch off of you
Jillian: Yeah, but i mooch off of you, too. I guess it's mutual.
Hannah/Jillian: It's moochual!

by Jillian C Klein February 23, 2009

moochingo

Usually a word referring to those who are Latino and are moochers.

"God, Miguel is such a moochingo."

by Jewbob50,000 November 28, 2009

mooch-fo-sho

A person who constantly uses others for their goods and/or services and usually takes advantage of them. This person may simply ask others for things or just take them, assuming that it's ok. This person is what people would usually a "mooch" but taken to the extreme.

Juan told brendan to get him mcdonalds. when Brendan returned, the mooch-fo-sho took the food and left without paying, taking advantage of him.

by blazerboy90 June 11, 2011

Mooch Wanker

For those Indian and Pakistani individuals with the exact same haircut (short back & sides with a quiff) who drive around in their fathers BMW and say either "bro" or "innit" after every sentence.

They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.

"Look at that mooch wanker haircut."

by KingOfEverythingAskWiz April 14, 2016

Hug Moocher

A person who steals a hug from a girl who is angry at another guy.

Person 1: "Ugh! You bother me so much!!"
Person 2: "He's a jerk, I know... want a hug?"
*they hug*
Person 3: "Bro... you're such a hug moocher."

by TeamUnderdogLove August 11, 2009

Situational Mooch

A person that preys on opportunities to "mooch" or benefit from any situation to abstain from personal distress. A person who never drives and always forgets their money. Every situation is a good time to put the comfort of everyone aside and feed off of their misfortune for knowing you.

The person who lives in your building and somehow becomes comfortable enough to invite his/herself over. Sometimes after long days of work you come home to find them eating your food and lounging on your couch playing the N-64 they brought over. "Awesome, your drinking my dr. pepper again, why don't you put this sharpened pencil through your temple you situational mooch."

by MswampthangW September 1, 2009

Mooncat

An absolute space cadet of the highest degree, a good person to study to see how fucked up life can be for some.

See yon boy over there making fun of the disabled people behind their backs? He's a Mooncat.

by Rambos3rdcousinremoved. November 11, 2009