Mooncat

An absolute space cadet of the highest degree, a good person to study to see how fucked up life can be for some.

See yon boy over there making fun of the disabled people behind their backs? He's a Mooncat.

by Rambos3rdcousinremoved. November 11, 2009

Mooncat

Someone who spends every waking hour staring into middle distance space, expressionless, mouth wide open, dumbfounded by the world happening around them, but in which they play no part! Like a little cat staring at the moon at night in wonder..... get it. Like a little cat staring at the moon at night in wonder..... get it.

She's an absolute Mooncat. Doesn't have a clue what's going on!

by Educatingtheworld January 22, 2014

Mooncat

A person who eats his dog's poop for breakfast. If he doesn't eat dog poop at least two times a day he eats his wife's poop. He bathes in poop, has poop smelling cologne, he even brushes his teeth with pooppaste.

Look, Mooncat is eating his dog's shit again.

Lock the bathroom door if there is ever a Mooncat around.

Mooncat loves fresh turds straight from the butthole, sometimes he catches them in his mouth instead of bagging them up for later.

by GLOUBES July 24, 2010

Mooncat

1. the term for a shaven pubic area.
2. an ugly cat.

'yeah, so i fucked this one chick with a mooncat...looked like she was six years old.'

by SentinelDeMilo April 8, 2005

moonbat fucko

empty headed leftist tool,
unthinking drone ready to march at the drop of an illegal substance,
lack of critical thinking and reasoning as applied to politics and social issues,
without discernment,
fodder for Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.""

"I don't know why so many people are in prison, crime rates have been falling," - What a moonbat fucko! Crime is down because more criminals are in jail,

by Fox Butterfield April 5, 2013

Mooncake

(Also known as Specimen E-351.)

A cute, round, green, planet-destroying alien in the animated TV Series, Final Space. Mooncake is characterised by his pair of antennas and stumps, and his very limited vocabulary, consisting mostly of "chookity," "ooh," and "wow."

Mooncake is the cutest alien to ever appear on my TV screen.

by GarethPW August 11, 2018

moonbathing

to bask under the moonlight; the opposite of sunbathing

I went moonbathing the other night even though the sky was slightly cloudy.

by cisi September 5, 2006