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mofect

abbreviaton for most perfect. can be described to something that's the best out of a lot
that's the mofect pair of shoes you can find in the store
by Peter IJ January 27, 2008
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mofoetic justice

a summation of the effect of a person's actions being less than desirable and having a less than desirable resulting to them self.
yo ... that mof who cut in front of me on the freeway ended up hitting the barrier. that's mofoetic justice!
by darkmatter888 May 28, 2008
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moofah

A word to describe randomness. It is frequently used to break long silences in conversation, when neither participants have anything to say.
"So..."
"..."
"..."
"...moofah?"
by pandamonium! October 18, 2008
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mofessional

adjective. To be very good at one's job, displaying competence, high quality standards, and attention to detail; this is the urban equivalent to "professional". This is sometimes used to denote "more professional". Written variations include "mo'fessional".
That boy is hella mofessional, he even got fancy name cards and shit.

You'd think he was mo'fessonal and all by the clean white rag that he shows off, but then you give him the 'ok' and homeboy goes and pulls out his dirty-ass rag from his back pocket for your windshield.
by biggie sf December 9, 2009
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Moofnogger

woah that guy is such a moofnogger, he looks like an elephant!
by heyguesswhatno July 11, 2010
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Mooffle

Waffle with moose antlers, legs, and hooves. Also has the personality of a moose. Commonly found walking in circles due to trouble sleeping.
"What a beautiful Mooffle you have! Is it designer?"
"Does your Mooffle bite?"
"Can I pet your Mooffle?"
"Excuse me, my Mooffle ran away, can you help me find it?"
"Your Mooffle sure is fluffy."
"I'm going out of town for a few days, can you watch my Mooffle?"
by thedirtybubble March 20, 2013
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moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.
Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty
by Moof moof May 30, 2016
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