montano

A man with integrity and respect. Someone who asks for nothing, but takes everything. Strong as a mountain.

That spartan was as tough as a montano!

by MateoMontano February 22, 2017

montana sex

When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.

I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.

by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019

Monring

Initially:
Standard before midday keyboard mistake.

Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.

Good Monring Matt, thank you for doing that but could you please add this to it?

Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!

by The Loveridge July 3, 2017

Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.

After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.

by Fran December 31, 2003

Rick Moranis

The sexual act of adorning a homemade tactical helmet/magnifying glass and suspending yourself with a harness, above a splaying woman sitting in a kiddie pool filled with milk and Cheerios, in order to perform cunnilingus on her.

I totally Rick Moranis'd this girl yesterday. It was awesome.

by CHOPPER_DAVE September 26, 2009

monyanyo

Word made by teens ay my middle school to show love.

Kid 1:"Hey kyle".
Kyle:"Hey.......monyanyo".

by Chupapi January 27, 2021

Montana Mad Dog

When two grown ass men are performing rough anal sex doggy style, and the man receiving is on a kinky leash. Both men will often bark when performing the Montana Mad Dog.

Last night I went to the bar and found a sexy muscular man, we went back to my apartment and performed the Montana Mad Dog.

by Mason Fisler November 9, 2022