monophonix

incoherent jibberish muttered to oneself while walking down a street

"look at that homeless man, his monophonix is scaring the newly wed outside of that church"

by billy polygram October 11, 2003

monomentaliphobia

Morbid fear of not having a multiple personality.

Monomentaliphobia. The fear of the long-term dissociative.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

Monoversationlist

When someone calls you up to see how you are doing and all they do is talk about themselves; you can't get a word in edgewise.

The "conversation" is all about them.

Dara Torres is a monoversationlist, she only wants to talk about herself.

by Brooklyn63 November 10, 2009

Monopulate

The act of someone monopolizing all of something in a manipulative way. Anything can be monopulated - your affections, a person, the hot water in the shower, the remote control, someone's time...See Time Vampire

I can't believe that slutty girl is trying to MONOPULATE the attention of every cute guy in the bar! She is such a MONOPULATIVE little bitch!

by team grammatard January 27, 2010

Monoplomatic

Monoplomatic is a word rising from the dark web meaning obviously false diplomacy. Where someone might appear to be diplomatic on the surface but actually it it their own agenda that is being served.

Monoplomatic : I'm really sorry to hear your boyfriend dumped you, what a jerk. I would never do that to you. Let's go out for a drink, I'm buying.

by The Celestial Architect May 24, 2016

Monoparolic

(Adj) - pertaining to responses that consist of solely one word. Often originating from disinterested romantic interests or sullen teenagers.

Compare with monosyllabic

Q- Finbar, how proceeds your textular relationship with Martha?

F- Too bad Quentin, too bad, stiflingly monoparolic on her part.

Q- Oh, for shame sir!

by jpandthebooks April 10, 2017

Monopoly nazi

Some one who is just to damn good at monopoly.

God, my dad is such monopoly nazi.

by XxomarnewmanxX March 1, 2018