Milton keynes

A place located between London and Birmingham Which has postcode gangs but only gang on job are m4 & 614 otherwise b3 are wet and reece checkz gets tormented by yr7s and nerds.

Milton Keynes is a full of ugly cunts bruv

by L.krayz March 19, 2019

mentoner

n. A derogatory label for an uneducated, unrefined person. The word orginally referred to people from the Southern California town of Mentone, near San Bernardino--a locale occupied mostly by people of lower educational and economic level. Similar in meaning to "hillbilly" or "white trash."

"You make toast in a frying pan?? Good lord! You're such a mentoner!"

by Johnny 23 June 30, 2006

mentored

(v.) To be tutor and/or schooled in a given subject.

"You mean, he doesn't have the privilege of being mentored by me."

"By the way, consider yourself mentored"

"He totally mentored you"

by Raptor973 September 12, 2009

weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.

Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Mantonia

Not quite man
Not quite woman
Not quite human
10% ballerina
100% testosterone

Wow, what a Mantonia.

by Erik Purple January 14, 2008

mentor

1.(n) One who influences learning minds.
2.(vb) To influence a learning mind.
3.(prp n) The single position of master teacher held at the University of Cleav.(Fweeb the Mentor)

I love the influence of my mentor
I will mentor the ignorant.
The current Mentor of Cleav is Fweeb.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

mentos bombing

The art of doing idiotic things in public and then flashing a roll of Mentos at people that start to stare at you. See also mentos flashing.

The two usually resorted to mentos bombing when getting in trouble, as it didn't help any but some found it amusing.

by Da Rabid Duckie May 8, 2004