Shit-minced

To be extremely inebriated.

Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!

by Josoroo August 29, 2022

minced balls

Mincing a mans balls. First get a bow and arrow and CLEANLY shoot some balls off. then get a mincer and mince their balls.

i minced balls of this man

by UBinsaid1 March 10, 2022

Mincing around

Mincing around, also known as engaging in unprotected same-sex practices

Me and him where mincing around ;)

by Thegooddoctor March 22, 2022

Minced Gita

A Man who Fucks Pies and pastries

Did you know that fell is a minced Gita

He has been Barred from all Greggs in East London

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.

Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk

by jmacpaddy February 19, 2021

Minced

Has a lot of money

She is absolutely minced . Loaded .

by Lekser March 9, 2021

Minced

Beyond chopped
Approximately a 1-4 out of 10

Guy 1: “Damn, bro is chopped”
Guy2: “I would go as far as to say he is minced”
Guy 1:”Heard you”

by Langweenie May 6, 2025