Miami snow

The disgusting prank of jacking off and literally jizzing off a balcony, especially from luxury living quarters and during a time of clement weather. It's difficult to know what's worse, Miami show or bird shit.

Dude, we were just walking down this block downtown and out of nowhere we got some white shit in our hair. I think it was Miami snow...

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 20, 2016

West Miami middle school

An absolute clusterfuck of a school with sailor mouthed teachers and WWE tier fights before and after school just don’t eat the lunch

Tim:I wanna see a good fight where should I go
Tom:I heard west Miami middle school is a good place to see fights

by Shookkeeeth August 16, 2018

Miami Typewriter

When one does a line of cocaine off the back of an iguana but instead of sliding one's face, you slide the iguana under your nose. After doing so, one rotates the iguana and slides it back to the other side of their face (as if resetting a typewriter) and then does another line of cocaine off of the iguana. The process is repeated as many times as needed.

Everyone was really tired from working an overnight shift, so they did a few Miami Typewriters to keep from falling asleep.

by AssetMgr September 21, 2018

misamisasgrlfriend

The best mutual ever😩

Rando: “Why do you follow @misamisasgrlfriend ?”
Me: everyone should follow them 😒 they’re the best😒

by d3adhellok1tty April 2, 2021

miami girl

Miami girl, your average floridian woman who reigns superior to others. typically super high maintenance and always in her bag.

She's so high maintenance.

I know right, such a Miami girl.

by Th3Re4lKay April 14, 2021

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have great skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 8, 2021

Strawberry Minimilk

To pull out of a vagina and find your shaft covered in blood.

Gino '' are you jammy? i want a Strawberry Minimilk ''
Verity '' not again , vanilla or chocolate , no strawberry ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011