Milan, Ohio

(Pronounced "My-lan") A town so small you can walk from one side to the other in 5 minutes. Birthplace of Thomas A. Edison, yes that one, and were featured in an episode of Supernatural. We have a festival every year celebrating melons and Toft's makes watermelon ice cream and cantaloupe sherbet only for this event. Promise it's the best. Also if you are lucky you will see the Peacock.
IT IS PRONOUNCED "MY-LAN" AND ON GOD IF YOU CALL IT "MILL-LAN" YOU WILL GET SHANKED BEHIND THE EDISON HOUSE- Milan, Ohio residents
by OhioGorl February 22, 2022
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nya milan

nya milan is awesome. The most prettiest girl in the world. Any guy would die for her. Shes outgoing, definitely a daredevil. She really popular to. Id totally go out with her, she is very weird yet a little bit of a control freak . Shes the funniest, cutest, weirdest, best girl I know 😍❤
Id travel the world for nya milan
by nya milan November 13, 2018
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Milan Sanchez

“Milan Sanchez” - “Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”

Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors son was diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.”
by Damnnndanielllll March 20, 2023
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milan job

When a player carries out a stab in a game of Diplomacy against their partner that leads to shouting and tears, often with psychosexual implications.
“I can’t believe Keegan pulled another Milan Job over Drew!”
by Holdenc86 July 24, 2021
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milan martens

can't play pokemon go and is in love with jesse
milan martens like to pull kids in the bushes
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pull a Milan

to be a pedophile who is also ugly and overweight, an emotionally immature crybaby, and has the mile time of around 3 years
"Damn bro, don't pull a Milan on me. You never wanna stoop that low."
by stuckinfightmesbasement December 24, 2024
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Milan

Someone who refuses to stop calling me Nathaniel even after 6 months of asking.
"That person won't stop calling me Nathaniel," "Oh yeah, he's a Milan"
by BiteyU September 17, 2020
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