Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010

dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013

mateey

usually a scottish word.
can be used as another way of saying friend, can be used if you are pretending to be a pirate
sometimes used on msn.

e.g.1-awrite mateey!!!! you coming to the park today?
e.g.2-yarrharr mateey!!!! avast ye landlubbers!!!!
e.g.3-naw mateey.

by Single Pringle October 23, 2008

Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

by dim bulb June 2, 2009

Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.

by neurophius August 4, 2011

Mitel

The bilingual (Spanish/English) way of pronouncing "Mr."
It can be either a good or bad adjective based on tone and use in a sentence. It has to be pronounced in the accent as well (Meeeeee-Tell)

Female version: Meesy (Meeee-Seeee)

Good Use: You are such a mitel for helping me with my homework.

Bad Use: What the fuck, you are such a mitel, you drank all my booze! Fucking mitel whore.

Alternative Use: That mitel is psychic. He is a psychic mitel.

by JL^3 October 18, 2011