mettles

When you mix skittle and m&ms together and brain gets completely mindfucked because you don't know what you're eating.

I don't know man, I think I'm having a mettles.

by howwonderfoo September 25, 2015

Mottle

–verb (used with object) 1. to Shag in a less than dignified fashion

–noun 2. to be shagged (mottled)

1. So john, are you gonna mottle that bird tonight?

2. Last night i got mottled by someone with a massive cock

by Sethils October 28, 2008

Meatless Taco Attack

A meatless taco is a type of food that comes alive and awarkedly attacks you face with a rake. It can happen anytime of the day, whether or not you are eating mexican food.

Friend one: Gah, remember when a meatless taco attacked?
Friend two: yea, that was awaked.

Ahh! a meatless taco attack

by KmJ13 December 19, 2010

Metters

An endeerment for a fabulous french teacher who's a tad mental.
Also written MetterZ; which is then pronounced, metters to the Z.

" - Do we like it? We love it!
- Oh we love a bit of Metters/MetterZ"

by metters4eva July 1, 2008

Mittlekins

A girl who gives you a hand job while wearing mittens.

"Dude, that chick is such a mittlekins, my shit is chaffed."

by Jerf McDerby March 24, 2010

LOVE METALER

Any fans of the band HIM. Who, by the way, rule.

Vampy and Lope.

by Travers January 28, 2004

Meatless Monday

The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)

-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday

by ibwild December 11, 2010