by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008
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Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email ourtoast@gmail.com
Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email ourtoast@gmail.com
Dude, I just converted to Metallocrustomachinaism last week, and boy, I've been worshiping my toaster ever since!
by The Prophets February 19, 2009
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Simply the best subgenre of metal out there. Combines the distorted guitars and powerful drums of metal with the beautiful symphonic sound of classical orchestra instruments, such as violins, pianos, cellos, etc.
Some great symphonic metal bands include: Rhapsody of Fire, Therion, Symphony X, Nightwish, Kamelot, Angra, and more
by SomeBadJoke March 16, 2007
Get the symphonic metal mug.Term applied to bipedal tanks, designed primarily to launch ICBMs from any point on Earth, thus rendering the concept of nuclear deterance moot, as well as eliminating the need for expensive silos or nuclear subs.
Metal Gears also serve the role of assault, artillery, anti-vehicle, anti-personell, escort, theatre-missile-defence, as well as numerous other functions with their heavy armaments. The numerous models over the decades have been armed with heavy machine-guns, rockets, hellfire missles, laser systems, rail-guns, hydro-cannons, and various other conventional and unconventional weapons.
In addition to carrying ICBMs, Metal Gears have been known to carry cluster-bombs, cruise missiles, and various other assault payloads in its missile tubes.
The Metal Gear is a fictional weapon-system.
Metal Gears also serve the role of assault, artillery, anti-vehicle, anti-personell, escort, theatre-missile-defence, as well as numerous other functions with their heavy armaments. The numerous models over the decades have been armed with heavy machine-guns, rockets, hellfire missles, laser systems, rail-guns, hydro-cannons, and various other conventional and unconventional weapons.
In addition to carrying ICBMs, Metal Gears have been known to carry cluster-bombs, cruise missiles, and various other assault payloads in its missile tubes.
The Metal Gear is a fictional weapon-system.
No government has stepped forward for the nuclear attack, and no nation can be accused. NATO suspects that a Metal Gear was involved.
by Theorem March 2, 2005
Get the Metal Gear mug.Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is a brilliant game for PlayStation 2, featuring the world's longest ladder climb.
Person 1: "Wow, look at the size of that ladder!"
Person 2: "That's nothing, I spent 5 minutes climbing up one yesterday on Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. At least I had some wonderful music to accompany me."
Person 2: "That's nothing, I spent 5 minutes climbing up one yesterday on Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. At least I had some wonderful music to accompany me."
by Jaaames January 9, 2009
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We have slowly become accustomed to the full metal tweetstorm that is essentially the deranged and sloppy word salad rantings of a madman.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
Get the full metal tweetstorm mug.Any form of metal that goes beyond heavy metal in terms of extremity--black metal, death metal, grindcore are the most commonly used, though thrash (primiarly that from the 1980's) can be included as well. This also includes hybrid genres, such as dark metal, death grind, death thrash, goregrind, etc.
by Goatlord April 30, 2003
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