Merryman

Noun:1. An alocholic drink consisting of 80% Popov vodka and 20% monster energy drink(for coloration), often accompanied by excessive ice and best consumed in a blender. Generally served in 16oz.-64oz. containers.

Side effects include-being a cheeseburger face, making lude comments to women, yelling things, fighting, peeing in trashcans, sitting in bushes, getting vandalized with permanent markers, passing out at phillies games, starting fights with security guards at phillies games, breaking expensive(acura) windshields,throwing bottles at cars, riding bikes down hallways, homosexual behavior, yelling at police officers, making linebacker stances at oncoming traffic, throwing patio furnature off porches, and dancing to bear force one.

2. Being a general asshole

3. Being the godfather

"Hey John, make me a merryman...not too much monster this time!"

"Hey cheeseburger face, get John a merryman before he starts another fight!"

Damon consumed too many merrymans on friday night. He woke up the next morning in Sobhans bed with seminal fluid on his eyelids and lips.

by akmoney October 16, 2007

Merryn

An unbelieveably hot person (usualy a female) Extremely funny, incredibly well dressed, pretty good at surfing.

"fuck dude, that chick was so merryn!!!!"

by sticky chicken February 7, 2004

Merryn

A funny, smart girl who isn't afraid to be herself or to be a little crazy. She is a little nerdy and very smart, but is also a great friend and fun person. She has a unique sense of style that expresses her personality. She loves reading, dance, theater and singing. If you need advice, Merryn is a great person to go to.

Merryn is such a great friend! friend funny creative

by Miss Woodstock August 3, 2013

Joe Merry

A common term similar to "packing" that truckers use when out on the road. It generally refers to one trucker stopping at a rest area and anally pounding the other trucker in the ass somewhere at truck rest area (or in the cab of his truck.)

Man I could really go for a Joe Merry today..."Hey Jimmy you want to Joe Merry me by the showers in 10?"

by Fresh477 July 23, 2012

merry textmas

The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.

Bob: Hey Sheri, who is blowing up your phone over there?
Sheri: Everyone sending me Merry Textmas's

by Sheri Poston January 9, 2008

merriam-webster.com

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

by Kayl June 13, 2008

Ol' Merry Eyes

"o'l merry eyes" adj originated 2007 english
Derived from an old myth of a hansome young science teacher, this term is used when someone
1) Knows you fancy them and you try to blank them by not looking at them directly
2) Are being sarcastic and raise your eyebrows to subtly hint about your love life

Megan asked if Vicki was at school, but the teacher just gave her the ol' Merry eyes.

by Micromatt4 October 7, 2007