Merkin

Merkin means killin'

I'm merkin it at work

by Bbgroover April 21, 2022

Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.

Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!

by Merking Minge June 12, 2022

merkin

A great thing.

"Their album is so merkin.

by xXXxPENDULUM420xXXx August 12, 2024

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

Merkin

Close your legs your merkin is lurking

Can you get your merkin to stop working

by CARA and Stacy January 21, 2026

Meakins

Making a girl shit in your mouth while jerking off and then eating your own load.

"Man that Owen guy is weird...last night he made me do a Meakins."

by #Owen loves cock in his ass February 18, 2025

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019